Charles Barkley, High Priest of Nodens
CHARLES BARKLEY
Former Professional Basketball Player, Commentator on Inside The NBA
STR 12 CON 12 DEX 9 INT 10 POW 16 CHA 16
HP 12 POW 16 SAN 48 BREAKING POINT 32
MOTIVATIONS AND DISORDERS: High-Quality NBA Commentating
Love of the Game
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (triggered at the mention of San Antonio or Galveston, Texas.)
Obsession (B.B.W)
BONDS: Shaquille O'Neal (16)
Ernie Johnson Jr. (16)
Ernie Johnson Jr. (16)
Kenny Smith (16)
SKILLS: Alertness 80%, Art (Hoopin') 60%, Art (Sports Commentary) 40%, Athletics 60%, Criminology 30%, Dodge 50%, Drive 20%, Firearms 40%, Melee Weapons 50%, Military Science (Land) 50%, Navigate 60%, Occult 50%, Persuade 20%, Science (Biology) 60%, Stealth 50%, Unarmed 50%, Unnatural 10%
ATTACKS: Unarmed 50% Damage 1D4
Withering 51% Damage 1D20 (1D4 self-inflicted on cast)
RITUALS Exaltation of the Flesh, Withering, the Primal Lay, Whispers of the Dead (Nodens)
ATTACKS: Unarmed 50% Damage 1D4
Withering 51% Damage 1D20 (1D4 self-inflicted on cast)
RITUALS Exaltation of the Flesh, Withering, the Primal Lay, Whispers of the Dead (Nodens)
San Antonio
With them big ass women.
Charles Barkley, a devoted cultist of Nodens, lurks in the heart of Texas when he isn't delivering insightful commentary on "Inside the NBA". He hunts a cult of Nyarlathotep nesting in the heart of San Antonio, Texas: the Cult of the Bloated Woman .
He believes the cult is funding itself through an intricate web of Churro salespeople, and won't rest until he discovers the truth. Recent findings indicate the cult is being funded by an even larger network of Nyarlathotep worshippers, the Black Buddha Worldwide (B.B.W).
Galveston
With that dirty-ass water.
But before that, his attention has been drawn to a cult of Dagon nesting in the heart of Galveston....
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