Fee Fi Fo Fin

  On the evening of Valentine's day, 2001, Agents IRENA and IMOGEN return from evenings out with their husband to messages, notifying a "Mrs. Greene" of a summons to the Post Office, their husbands complain that they've told the Post Office numerous times that no Mrs. Greene lives at their address, which their wives pass off as incompetence of the Postal Service. When they have a moment alone, they make a brief call on their burner phones notifying A-Cell that they are now ready to receive the message.  A-Cell calls them later that night, a robotic voice recites the activation phrase, informing them they've been assigned to "Operation SPECTRUM", then dictates their instructions to meet for their briefing. They are told to prepare for a long stay overseas, bring their passports, and that arrangements have already been made with their employers. The next morning they pack their bags and are onboard flights heading West to LAX.  INDIGO receives the call imm...

  ORCON // NOFORN // TOP SECRET // MAJIC MAJESTIC-12 STEERING COMMITTEE EXECUTIVE MEETING MEETING TRANSCRIPT 050211 COPY 3 of 12 DO NOT COPY PRESENT: All Program Directors (MJ-1, MJ-2, MJ-3, MJ-4, MJ-5, MJ-6, MJ-7, MJ-8, MJ-9, MJ-10, MJ-11, MJ-12) BEGIN TRANSCRIPT MJ-1: Alright gentlemen, let’s get this going shall we? You’ve all been briefed by NRO Section DELTA Chief Lepus on the evidence indicating what we believe happened at OUTLOOK’s Maryland facility Friday night. We're all caught up to speed, I don’t need to waste time beating my chest over this colossal goatfuck. What I want to talk about is the future, our response, how we evolve, for that, I cede the floor to MJ-12 who had prepared a briefing on Security Protocol Y. MJ-12: Ahem, thank you, MJ-1. If I could ask all of you to open the dossiers you’ve been given designated Security Protocol Y for you to read while I give the overview. Could we get the projector please? [INDISCERNIBLE TALKING AS AQUARIUS STAFF ACTIVATE A PROJ...

  "The Air Force Office of Special Investigations released their report today into the training accident last summer that resulted in the crashing of a Sikorksy HH-60 Pave Hawk and the deaths of 11 people. The helicopter, which had been mustered as part of a secret training exercise with the Air Force Pararescue, was believed to have suffered a massive electronics failure, causing the pilot to lose control of  the aircraft, causing it to crash into a government-owned property outside the suburb of Bountin, Maryland, where the Pararescuemen were slated to be performing a "downed pilot" rescue scenario. The incident beccame a magnet for conspiracy theorists, with rumours of UFO sightings and automatic gunfire circulating on online chatrooms, and in right-wing conspiracy publications. The Air Force Office of Special Investigations has gone on to flatly deny and condemn the UFO conspiracy outlets "Saucerwatch" and "Phenomen-X" for their claims that the cr...